My first boyfriend had a real big dong. I didn't know it was big because he was my first boyfriend and I hadn't watched porn really. I don't think he watched porn really I know, I know , because he was a sensitive artist type, so I'm not sure he knew it was a big dong either. Anyway, we didn't understand that we needed to buy Magnum condoms and we broke condoms all the time and I remember thinking they should make condoms better. And he had trouble keeping the whole situation erect, maybe because we were always snapping condoms on it and because he was a sensitive artist type or because physiologically it took a lot of blood to do so. I remember when I met subsequent penises thinking they were really small and then eventually realizing, no, they were just average.


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It all started when mom and dad decided to take a 15th anniversary trip. My dad was an Archeologist who decided to take my mom on a world trip. Well me and my brother Ryan were not invited, so mom and dad set out to find a sitter for us. Well dad decided to spend a month in Europe, a month in the Middle East, and a month in Asia. So here is were the problem started no one wanted to watch us for three months, that and well me and my brother are still bed wetters.



8 Spine-Tingling Tales Of Enormous Penises
Plus: Is drinking urine bad for you? About six months ago, after watching my girlfriend insert a tampon, I asked if I could do it for her next time. She thought it was an odd request but agreed. With her help—and a little lube—soon there was a string hanging out of my butt.

Daddys Wittle Boy. I was never a bad kid, but this jerk has picked on me all year! This is the last straw!
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Bekbek54
6 months ago
Ah Albertito!