Put it in my twink ass tube

My first boyfriend had a real big dong. I didn't know it was big because he was my first boyfriend and I hadn't watched porn really. I don't think he watched porn really I know, I know , because he was a sensitive artist type, so I'm not sure he knew it was a big dong either. Anyway, we didn't understand that we needed to buy Magnum condoms and we broke condoms all the time and I remember thinking they should make condoms better. And he had trouble keeping the whole situation erect, maybe because we were always snapping condoms on it and because he was a sensitive artist type or because physiologically it took a lot of blood to do so. I remember when I met subsequent penises thinking they were really small and then eventually realizing, no, they were just average.

It all started when mom and dad decided to take a 15th anniversary trip. My dad was an Archeologist who decided to take my mom on a world trip. Well me and my brother Ryan were not invited, so mom and dad set out to find a sitter for us. Well dad decided to spend a month in Europe, a month in the Middle East, and a month in Asia. So here is were the problem started no one wanted to watch us for three months, that and well me and my brother are still bed wetters.

Plus: Is drinking urine bad for you? About six months ago, after watching my girlfriend insert a tampon, I asked if I could do it for her next time. She thought it was an odd request but agreed. With her help—and a little lube—soon there was a string hanging out of my butt.

Daddys Wittle Boy. I was never a bad kid, but this jerk has picked on me all year! This is the last straw!